Hello is anyone there?

It is the first weekend that I will spend alone in the flat since being pregnant. I tried to have a lie in but was overheating and had lost feeling in my arms. The circulation had been cut off and I now felt like I not only have a foreign body attached to my front but to each side now.

The buzz of the office and banter that goes with it is now replaced with an uncomfortable silence. Started to really miss my wife and son and the wonderful chaos that he brings to my life.

Sat on the loo reading my book and discovered that I had run out of loo paper. Why now?

Showered and headed to the shop to get the necessities. Found a mega pack of giant sized loo rolls, 36 in total and dwarfs my belly in size. I did feel a bit self-conscience carrying them though as I waddled back to my house.