Good: smuggled a 15kg of prosthetic baby through both Barcelona and gatwick customs without raising an eyelid  or a cavity search. Our first investor presentation as pregnant dads went surprisingly well,  all things considered.  Best member of the public remark of the day: ‘It’s a miracle’.

Bad: You know when you enter an airline and hope you’re not sitting next to the big fella who takes up two seats? Imagine the panicked passenger faces as we appeared.  I sat for 2.5 hours wedged between two pregnant dads in an airline seat clearly not engineered for any pregnancy beyond the first trimester.

Ugly: Me. Tired, angry and over it. I need to sleep. And you can’t in this thing.

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